HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SHOOT THE FUCKER BEFORE HE DIES!

The Misato is decent, if rather ripped-off, but OH DEAR GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR DEFENSELESS WEAPON?!

>3783

"That's a load of BULL!"

>OH DEAR GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT POOR DEFENSELESS WEAPON?!

IT'S CUSTOM, BITCH!

:shoots the gun fag straight through the front teeth to where it counts:

Screw this, I'm going back to COD4.

What bothers me most, oddly enough, is not the cartoony proportions--which are not out of place, given the cartoony angry face--but the fact that her finger is on the trigger, in violation of Rule Three.

...and I am actually thinking about registering at Evageeks but I am deterred by the hostile attitude so many people there have. ("No, no. You don't understand NGE at all. Are you stupid?") Discussions of napalm (yeah, there's a thread on it in Chit-Chat) don't bother me but the namecalling and seething rage bother me a lot.

Better to be one Anonymous among many here, amirite, guise?

>"No, no. You don't understand NGE at all. Are you stupid?"

The only people who say that are the ones who are trying to piss the admins off enough to get permabanned. (Either that, or they're oldtimers who just need to work on their tact.) I'm not sure what else to say other than that jerks are an inevitable problem, and new ones show up as soon as we think we've gotten rid of them, but we have plenty of decent folks and can always use more.

What 3804 said. What I personally like about the place is it's NOT a bunch of high and mighty fans--for the most part at least (actually EGF has been rather laid back with the exception of some trolls), but simply a place to discuss Eva and chill.

There are a few oldtimers or newbies that could use an attitude adjustment at times, but overall it's a nice place. If lurking is more your thing, though, that's cool too.

Bleh. Ugly art.
The face is too large for the head, the clothes are weirdly convoluted and foldy, and that gun looks like some sort of retarded water pistol.
The hands are half-decently drawn, though.

Apologies. I thought the pendant-clutching was a nice enough touch to make up for the image's other sins.

Maybe it's the artist's particular style. Maybe the distorted image is supposed to reflect the chaos of close combat. Maybe the artist is left handed and decided to draw with his right.

Maybe the moon is made of green cheese.

in b4 Evageeks six-way argument-o-seething-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE complete with namecalling about whether the moon is a, made of green cheese, b, literally turned to blood in EoE as a Revelations reference, or c, stuck up Zuggy's butt

Everyone knows the Moon's made of cheese. Wendsleydale, in fact.

Misato Katsuragi

STRENGTH: 6
SPEED: 7
INTELLIGENCE: 8
SKILL: 9
ASS: 10
THIGHS: 10
TITTIES: 10
BOOZE: 10

um... is that a reference to the old transformer stat lines on the back of the box? The ones you had to use the red cellophane strip to read?

Yes, I'm old. :D

I did not need the red strip to read them, I could just about make out the graph with my bare eyes.

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She would have a "shotacon" perk, if that were Fallout stats.

sexy USP is sexy
:DROOLS:

it looks like Shinji is jerking off two invisidicks aimed at his face.

his hands look likw a kent doll, and i am to assume that those are ritsuko's panties he is holding

I figured that out, but at first glance (thumbnail) I thought that was just a black undershirt

But I have no mouth now! And no nose! I can't breathe! *dies*

Tell me, Ikari-kun... What good is the phone call if you're unable to speak?

nevar enough catgirl Ritsuko evar.

Clearly, that is Kanji for "MAH BOI".

Finally a Misato hentai pic I haven't seen.

FGSFDS

Transration prease?

Udder nipples are definitely the least appealing nipples ever.

Shitting niples? Dick nipples?

Shitting dick nipples?

yeah it al fun and games untill you get mentaly scared from seeing a pic with shitting dick nipples. and futa!!!!

Misato: If you don't start fucking me harder, I'm going to jam this finger straight up your ass! >.<;

Shinji: It turns me on so much when you threaten me and tell me what to do, Mistress!

Seems Third Impact wiped her scar...