thought was condom
Silly boy, Mari doesn't use condoms. When you sleep with her you catch every single STD known to man.
this is basically what I'd do
One of the top ten uses for Mari.
>Implying that she wouldn't get a raging erection from this
>>5044If one of them isnt stuffing her in a barrel of concrete and dropping in the ocean, then Im not interested
did you ever have a chick say 'you can do whatever you want with me' to you - so you threw her out of the window and then jerked off while you were waiting for the ambulance to arrive?
Did you ever have a chick say 'I'll do anything you want, anything at all" - so you say "Make me a sandwich, woman!"
Did you ever have a chick actually talk to you. I mean other than to sneer in disgust... doubt it
I'd say to her "be like my mother - but also have sex with me".